Mercurial Metamorphosis ([info]nephilimnexus) wrote,
@ 2008-05-05 08:36:00
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Current location:Vault-13
Current mood: satisfied

Dear New York, San Fransisco and Chicago,

For $800 a month I get to live in a 1500 foot loft by myself. I live alone on the second level of said loft, above the bar from which I throw awesome parties on a weekly basis. I can cram over a hundred people into the dance space in front of that bar - this is not a theory, this is a proven fact. All for less than a grand a month. This is why I only work, at the most, two days a week. My work involves me partying for a living.

Mockingly,
Von


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[info]fop
2008-05-05 01:00 pm UTC (link)
You still need to call me at some point sir. I need to talk to you about the MDM.

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[info]nephilimnexus
2008-05-05 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Yes, you can do an article on Vault-13.

:)

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[info]dethany
2008-05-05 03:40 pm UTC (link)
SRSLY. I mock thee real cities as frequently as possible.

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[info]nephilimnexus
2008-05-05 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Big city prices contradict the one of the most basic premises of economics; that mass production should always lower cost. If you think about, since big cities have greater output then the cost of everything should be cheaper than the countryside because it costs them less per unit to make. People are just greey & spoiled. In Detroit we're practical.

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[info]atropis
2008-05-06 03:31 am UTC (link)
glad it's workin out for ya

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[info]nephilimnexus
2008-05-06 04:58 am UTC (link)
It's amazing what you can achieve when your ass depends on your idea succeding.

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